|voldemort:||BRING ME HARRY POTTER BY MIDNIGHT|
|nearly headless nick:|
|voldemort:||AND I WILL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALLPIT|
Has anyone boinked in the ball pit or in the bounce house yet?
Imagine being told by your parents that you were conceived at Dashcon.
"I remember that day, I was dressed as FTM Dean and he was a human Karkat, he seduced me with Hotel mints and took me to the ball pit. Now eat your animal by-product free peas and write me a 25 page report on your privliges, and remeber to put Trigger warnings this time."
dont compare dashcon to the potato salad guy
dashcon is a literal clusterfuck of “what”, shadiness and poor planning that got 17k entirely for themselves that they may not have even needed
the potato salad guy is donating the $50k (and growing) to the homeless and hungry
for a person not rly into butts i see a lot of them on a daily basis